Score: 10

"it's been a while since I reviewed something"

submission: ORANGE'S CLOCKMAS SPECIAL

date: December 29, 2002

But this caught my attention. I'm glad to see the Clockcrew back at work, especially Orange Clock. You are a good man OrangeClock. Merry Christmas.

Score: 8

"Happy Weeee!!"

submission: Your name is Robert now.

date: October 6, 2002

After being away from Newgrounds.com for so long, it's great to come back and see a wonderful piece of Flash work like this. So much effort crammed into one little kilobyte of information. Incredible. I commend thee, sir.

-Scott-

Score: 0

"Look at me! Look at me!"

submission: Bin Laddidiot

date: July 25, 2002

Look at me, my name is "pauliojr" and I go to movies I don't like and find movies that are affiliated with them just so I can vote zero and make my opinion known, because I'm more important than everyone else, but I really have nothing of content to say other than "My eyes are filling with shit watching this" because that's all that people want to hear me say and because everybody looks to me for advice and I am a god and you are not.
The game was terrible. Granted it was your first, but could you have at least taken the knife and gun out of their original pictures for the sake of realism? That plus the "kill Bin Laden" idea has been beaten into the ground to no extent. I wish you hadn't added fuel to the fire.

-Scott-

Score: 10

"The one that put Good TImes on the map"

submission: good times 2

date: July 25, 2002

The original may be the best, but Good Times 2 is the one that put Good Times on the map. Those who don't like Good Times obviously don't like having, well, good times.

Score: 10

"The Original!"

submission: good times

date: July 25, 2002

The original is always the best. I love you, man.

Score: 7

"Subliminal messaging"

submission: Anime Girls in a Nutshell

date: May 2, 2002

Those quick flashing anime pictures left me with the desire to buy an anime doll with its ass being held open. I wonder if Toys 'R Us carries it.

Score: 4

"Liked the canned laughter"

submission: Pillsbury Insanity

date: April 29, 2002

While this emulator you used was much easier to listen to, you should try making your own voices in normal tone, not that annoying high pitched effect on sound recorder. A couple of things I liked was the canned laughter for one. Because it was just so out of place, it made it great. Also liked the effect you used to give the impression of a fast flying Pop n' Fresh using the straight lines flashing behind him. Great job for a first submission.

Score: 10

"Whoa!!!!!!!"

submission: Frogbag gets a license!

date: April 24, 2002

WOW! that was great!!!!!!! I have not played a game like that in forever (however long that is). That was so awesome, I wish I could play it for hours on end, but I have to go now. But you bet your horses I'll be back to play this again. That was the most addictive thing I have played since Parapa the Rapper first came out. I absolutely love this. I hope people don't vote this movie down just because this has been made by a Clock (and a dead one I thought). Wow, I'll be thinking about this game all night until I get back to my house.

Score: 10

"Whale and Wasp"

submission: Layne Staley Tribute

date: April 24, 2002

I think that's how it's spelled. That's Alice in Chains only instrumental song that was ever released onto one of their original full CDs, even though Jar of Flies (the CD whale and wasp is on) along with SAP, can be argued as being only LPs, considering they're only about 30 minutes long. But that does not hold back the fact, that Jar of Flies is probably Alice in Chains' best CD. I could listen to the same 7 or so songs on there for hours, or take it in my car, and leave it in for weeks. But as sad as it was that Layne died, it's not like it came unexpectedly. It's not like he was a golden child and nobody knew he did drugs. What's sad in his case is that it was only a matter of time before he overdosed. Just like many of the other Seattle grunge boys, Layne was an addict. The only one who has any good sense about him is Eddie Vedder, but he's from California. Nevertheless, we'll all miss you Layne.

Score: 10

"WESLEY WILLIS!!!!"

submission: Rock and Roll Mcdonalds

date: April 4, 2002

I am going BONKERS over this movie!!! I had no idea there were so many people out there who knew who Wesley Willis is!! This is great! I have a couple of friends who are also going to go BONKERS when they find this movie!! "Rock over London, rock on Chicago: Diet Pepsi, uh huh!" "Mitsubishi, the word is getting around!" "Wheaties, the breakfast of champions!" YAY FOR WESLEY WILLIS!! Oh, and by the way... if you haven't heard them, the Fiasco band (Wesley's first band) kicks major butt! It is soo good. It is really too bad that Wesley fired them all. They really whipped a polar bear's ass with a belt.